TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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