I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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