Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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