She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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