wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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