I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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