God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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