Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize
