This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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