Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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