I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
