You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
