maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
