real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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