i permit you to call me
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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