Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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