Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the day after is always just damage control
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
All I want is dick and wine.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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