Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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