So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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