your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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