she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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