My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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