i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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