i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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