It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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