After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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