At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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