I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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