I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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