question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
i think my cat just said my name.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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