i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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