i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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