i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Let's paint friendship bongs
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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