SEEEEXXX PLEASE
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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