Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
