As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I know her cup size but not her name....
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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