All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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