So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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