party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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