none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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