For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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