awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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