that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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