I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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