I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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