if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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