Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
40s are totally the cure
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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