oh god the rape fog is back!
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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