I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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