Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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