Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
third nipple confirmed
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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