Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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