YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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