is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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