He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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