I want to stick my p in your. b.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
only you would photoshop your dick
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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