Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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